Dear Jessica Brennan,
Here is another actual conversation Dad and I had a few days ago.
Me: I’ll put the massager on my back while I watch Madam Blanc Mysteries
Dad: Wally?
Me: What?
Dad: Why did you call me Wally?
Me: What are you talking about?
Dad: You said, “I’ll put the massager on my back, Wally.”
Me: No, I didn’t.
My dear Jessica, please put the home on standby.
Love, Mum xo