Dear Jessica Brennan,
Perhaps you can help me with this. I like to be up on what’s cool but here are four things regarding “beauty” your mother doesn’t really understand:
1. Dry shampoo (as mentioned last Sunday) – just wash your hair, dear.
2. Permanent eyebrows – styles change, plus when they go wrong, they go very wrong (see google images)
3. Fish pedicures – What? Fish eating your feet in a scummy tank. Blehch no thanks! Ridiculous.
4. Botox – muscle paralyzing procedure done to your face with the bacteria that causes botulism – excellent idea. (see notes on item 2).
If I’m missing something, I’m sure you will let me know. (Don’t give me that look).
Love Mum,
xo
